Pricing, in plain English

£5.90 a week. Billed £25 a month, VAT included.
That's it. That's the pricing page.

£0 until it works, then about one hour of cleaning a month. No per-lead fees, no commission, no contract, no "contact sales". We quote straight — same as you do.

Every district, one price
£5.90 /week · billed £25/month · VAT included
  • Your postcode district, exclusively — the only house cleaner we list there, for life while standards are kept
  • Direct enquiries — homeowners contact you; we never take a cut and never sell the lead
  • A page built to be found — ranked on Google, cited by AI assistants, answering the questions your customers actually ask
  • Authoritative backlink to your own website
  • Waiting enquiries handed over — anyone queued on your empty district is introduced to you the day you claim
  • Member dashboard + monthly report — every enquiry on the record, and what the platform did for you
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No joining fee · No contract · Cancel any time — the district returns to the board

Founding launch offer

Free until your page sends you your first enquiry.

£0 today.
£0 until it earns.

We could ask you to take our word that the page works. We'd rather prove it. Claim your district now, pay nothing, and the first £25 only leaves your pocket after a real customer has asked you for a quote through your page.

And because you claimed while the board was empty, your rate is £5.90 a week for life — founding members never pay a penny more, however big the platform gets.

If the page never sends you an enquiry, you never pay. That's the whole offer. No small print worth hiding.

"Yours for life" — the standards that keep it yours

  1. Answer your enquiries within two working days. Someone wanting a cleaner this week won't wait for next.
  2. Keep doing quality work. Your page carries the platform's name as well as yours.
  3. Stay an active cleaner. This is for working cleaning businesses, not for parking a postcode.
  4. Once it starts, keep the £25 subscription going. Cancel any time — but the district goes straight back on the board for someone else.

And the oldest rule on the platform: your clients are yours, forever. They were never ours to keep.

What £300 buys elsewhere

  • Twenty to thirty shared leads on a lead site — each one sold to up to five rivals at once
  • A slice of an agency's commission, if you clean twenty homes a week — and the client stays theirs, not yours
  • A few boosted Facebook posts and a pile of "how much hun?" messages

What £300 buys here

  • A full year of exclusive ownership of your postcode district
  • Every enquiry the page sends, direct and uncut
  • A rate locked for life while you keep the standards
One weekly regular ≈ £2,000–£4,000+ a year. You do the division.
Straight answers

Pricing — asked and answered

How much does RealHouseCleaners cost?

£5.90 per week per district, billed £25 a month, VAT included — £300 a year. No joining fee, no contract, no per-lead charges, no commission. During the founding period you pay nothing until your district page sends you your first enquiry, and your founder rate is locked for as long as you hold the district.

When does billing actually start?

On the day your page sends your first enquiry — a real person asking for a clean. You'll get an email the moment it happens, 48 hours before the first charge, so nothing ever lands on your card unannounced. Until then you pay nothing at all, however long that takes.

What does "yours for life" actually mean?

While you keep the standards, nobody can take your district — not a bigger firm, not a higher bidder, not us. The standards: keep the £25 subscription going once it starts, respond to enquiries within two working days, keep doing quality work, and stay an active cleaner. Cancel any time, but the district goes straight back on the board.

Will the price rise on me?

No. Your claim-day rate is locked for as long as you stay active — founder pricing is permanent. Future price rises only ever apply to new claims. That's a real reason to claim early, and we'd rather say it plainly than invent a countdown clock.

What happens if I cancel?

Your district goes back on the open board and the page stops carrying your name. Your clients remain yours forever — they were never ours to keep. No exit fees, no retention maze: one click from your dashboard.

£5.90 a week. Your whole postcode. Free until it earns.

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